Cold?

Need a blanket? No really you can have this creepy dirty one someone left us, it just doesn't go with the living room.

Who needs a snack?

OK choices are "Dude Ranch" flavored chips, because regular ranch is so over or "Rainforest Veggie Crisps" because who needs to preserve that shit.

Uh oh

It can't be good if they're out.

Nascar & Nachos

All we need is some chips & salsa and we've got a party!

Your welcome

Yeah....this seems legit.

One stop shopping

Walk-In Acupuncture and formal wear, you stay classy Silver Spring!

 

Yes

For marriage equality.... and bacon how can this be bad!