Christmas in April

Nutcracker on the DC Metro. Your argument is invalid.

~ thanks for the photo L.M.

Ew gross

Pamphlets like this is why I'm sad for society.

Hmm

This is one of those rare occasions I have no words.

Question of the Day...
This thing I found crammed under the seat in my car is:

1. A poorly made shower cap
2. A hair/beard bonnet for food service peoples
3. A steering wheel cover to prevent grease from mucking my leather

Cold?

Need a blanket? No really you can have this creepy dirty one someone left us, it just doesn't go with the living room.

Who needs a snack?

OK choices are "Dude Ranch" flavored chips, because regular ranch is so over or "Rainforest Veggie Crisps" because who needs to preserve that shit.

Uh oh

It can't be good if they're out.