Office Bathrooms

Sometimes they make you worry about your coworker's after hours antics.

Do a lil dance....

Hop Clockwise? Is that how we pay to ride the bus now?

Thanks for the photo Dave T.

Stopping this truck....

....would turn it into a ladder launcher!!

It's on sale!

Not a good sale but on sale.

Commutes

They can be a real killer.

Thanks for the photo Nikki M.

Dead bodies

Make sure you dispose of them before rigger mortis sets in.

Guest photo from Patrick S.!

This guy...

Has been to prison and misses the meals of bread and water.....or times are really tough for him.

Gubmint Shutdown

Even animals are feeling the affects.

A lil Salt'N'Peppa'N'Shoppin

Of course if you were born after 1986 you may not fully appreciate this or immediately hear the accompanying music.

Not impressed

Meet Miss Lylah aka 6....newest (future) contributor to my blog....judging by this face she already knows how weird it is out here!  Also big congrats to her parents Mr & Mrs S!

How much do you weigh?

Because this means most of the adults I know can ride in the Walmart shopping cart booster seats.

Where do you think you are?

Because a restaurant is not your living room! Keep your shoes on people....we!

You know what I love...

Punctuation! Use it.

End of summer read

Because with reviews like this it has to be amazing!

Satellite Radio

Playing Future Shit for your listening pleasure!

Guest photo from my lil sis on her birthday! Thanks Liz!

Buy all the things!!

Food Lion...extra low prices, extra big carts!

Guest photo from Victoria Z.
Also go visit her blog
http://www.toriaflies.blogspot.com/

Discrimination

Coming at us in new forms....so if you're in a wheelchair be sure to have some ID!

Grammar

Because wordifying in gooder englishes is more hardest.

What's your size?

Because damn...that's a tall girl!

Guest photo from David T.

Multicultural

Because when you think sushi...you think salsa dancing!?

Anatomy 101

Because feet are not part of the body? What?

Can you be more specific....

ANY unsafe act? Must be a busy call center.

Just one

Auto part International..... I wonder which auto part they sell and what happens when the customer wants more than 1.

Odd combo

As found one the floor of a gas station bathroom....a bag of cheesey popcorn, a pair of ski goggles and an eye shadow. It's July.

Darwin

Sometimes you get to see his theory in action...and sometimes it fails...

Exactly what do you mean?

From what I'm looking at .... this is a fancy way to say skating is allowed.

Summer thunderstorms...

Not a problem even if the motor dies when you put the window down. Gimme the sunshade...there, I fixed it.

Keep them wanting more...

Me: Hmm I like the dr waiting room chairs the barber shop has that's classy.
My sister: Yeah....I like their phone number.

And sister for the win.

What's in a name

This show was really disappointing.... just sayin'

The 3 M's

Merica
Murland
McDonald's
Fuck Yeah!

Spelling

Always important.
Special guest photo from Mike H.

Always be prepared

Of course, there's being prepared and then there's this guy...

Photo courtesy of Freddie E.

Brunch is served

Seems like this would get soggy after a few minutes...

Spring Maintenance

Because we can't have all the grass in the sidewalk growing out of control!

The Justice League....

50 years later they've regrouped & decided to film...something... in Silver Spring.  Due to budget cuts they had to replace capes with plastic tablecloths.

Fun With Synonyms

This is what happens when you keep using the Thesaurus.....or maybe they do a little strip tease....

Soooo.....

.....this.

More fun with marketing!

OK, today we have a website and a store if you live in the Greater Youngstown area of Ohio.  I cannot even handle this right now.  3 things about this website/store:

1. Yes, this is real.
2. It's across the street from a typical middle America shopping mall (Yankee Candle and all)
3. 3 suburban white kids run this place

http://www.brokeassphone.com/

Yeeeeeep.  I'll be taking a tour of the Greater Youngstown area in July for several reasons so I'll update this post with a photo of me happily enjoying the storefront absurdity then.

Let's count....

Hooks, to me, this implies more then 1.

Christmas in April

Nutcracker on the DC Metro. Your argument is invalid.

~ thanks for the photo L.M.

Ew gross

Pamphlets like this is why I'm sad for society.

Hmm

This is one of those rare occasions I have no words.

Question of the Day...
This thing I found crammed under the seat in my car is:

1. A poorly made shower cap
2. A hair/beard bonnet for food service peoples
3. A steering wheel cover to prevent grease from mucking my leather

Cold?

Need a blanket? No really you can have this creepy dirty one someone left us, it just doesn't go with the living room.

Who needs a snack?

OK choices are "Dude Ranch" flavored chips, because regular ranch is so over or "Rainforest Veggie Crisps" because who needs to preserve that shit.

Uh oh

It can't be good if they're out.

Nascar & Nachos

All we need is some chips & salsa and we've got a party!